What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous!
This image is courtesy of Bing Image Creator, using the prompt “a dead iPhone headstone”. I am in awe of how it rendered reflections of the surrounding stones and candle flames in the headstone. I’m less impressed with the flowers around it. Who leaves flowers at a grave site in those kind of tin cans? Also, does that candle closest to the pink roses have two reflections in the headstone?
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
I’m actually a little proud of Bing Image Creator on this one. It actually managed to spell Sprite correctly on the closest soda can. Of course, it’s Sprte on the one to the right of it. It’s slowly becoming literate, like all toddlers eventually do.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you!!!
Please behold the Bing Image Creator’s interpretation of “man knocking on a door while sneezing cartoon”. This was the best of the bunch. Yes, the man is not knocking on a door in this image. Plus, I don’t understand how the swing on this door works. Still, it was the best of the four images it offered to me!
Why do nurses bring red crayons to work?
So they can draw blood.
Today I learned that Microsoft’s Image Creator apparently has a block in place for prompts involving either blood or gore. I wanted a picture where the nurse had a drop of blood on her piece of paper, but those prompts got blocked. This was the best picture I could get with an unblocked prompt.
Why did the frog need a ride?
Because his car was toad!
This poor hitchhiking frog comes courtesy from Microsoft Bing’s Image Creator. I’ve found out that its AI has no idea what the definition is for the word “hitchhiking”. I guess when you don’t know what hitchhiking means, you just incorporate a hitch into the image!