Why do lemons wear sunscreen?
They don’t want to peel when they’re out in the sun.
I used to have so much trouble with Bing Image Creator. But look at this. Do you see anything weird in this image? I don’t!
Where do rainbows go when they’ve been bad?
To prism. There they will have time to reflect on what they’ve done.
This is from a new AI website I heard about the other day called Le Chat. That’s French for “The Cat!”. I got something appropriate pretty easily out of this one. I have to wonder why it decided to put this naughty prism in Cell 17?
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
It used to be you could identify AI-generated images by paying attention to the fingers in the photo. It seems another route is to focus on the knees!
How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?
It just takes one, but he’ll change it 3 times a day for 10 days.
Not too bad, Kling AI!
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent.
Instead of asking Bing Image Creator to actually produce an image related to the subject matter, because that would be gross, I asked it to give me a picture of the correct response you should have to this joke. The other three options I had for “teenager rolling her eyes because some told her a bad pun” didn’t have a single eye roll in them!
Why does yogurt like going to the museum?
Because it is cultured!
I hope this AI-generated image made you laugh as much as I did!
Where do sharks go for summer vacation?
Finland!
Tonight’s dad joke is accompanied by an AI/Human collaboration. I hope you now understand why I’m turning to AI for site graphics.
What does an English teacher like to eat for breakfast?
Synonym rolls!
I really like this one. Is it my imagination, or do you see this too? I think in the back corner of the wall, to the right of the window and the left of the chalkboard, there is a water stain that looks like an armored knight wearing a cape. Why would an AI add that detail when I didn’t ask for it at all?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
(Say it out loud!)
This is the best I could do without burning through all my credits. It just refuses to give me a picture of an octopus or squid with ten tentacles. “Octo” does mean eight. So an octopus just must have eight tentacles, when you’re an AI. The best I could get was a squid with nine!
What is the official sport of Minecraft?
Boxing!
Kling AI did good, I think!